The women of MAGA always fascinate me.

And I have been wondering, like, where is Waldo?

Where is Melania?

We have not seen Melania, hardly at all.

So much to my surprise, we have an article in the New York Times that says, a most sensitive subject in the White House, where is Melania?

Melania Trump, the first lady, has spent fewer than 14 days at the White House since her husband was inaugurated 108 days ago.

And I just want to remind everyone that Jeff Bezos paid $40 million to do a documentary for Amazon Prime about First Lady and Melania Trump.

Her life is First Lady.

It's going to be hard to film that, given that she's never there.

Here's why I don't think she's around.

Number one, she hates Donald Trump, just like the rest of us.

But I think she's every bit as sick and toxic as he.

Secondly, she's probably running around filming her documentary. But here's my take on this kind of

stuff. I don't give a shit if she's at the White House or not. I think that if there is a man that is

an American president and his wife doesn't want to participate in some sort of leading

role. We should be modern enough that she doesn't have to do all of that stuff. Here's where my

rub is. If Michelle Obama, if Kamala would have won and we would have had the first gentleman, or if

Jill Biden, and I could go on and on were AWOL Fox News would

hyperventilate I mean we would have to do CPR on them immediately and it's

always just this double standard like this is a barely a blip and if Michelle

Obama was missing I mean Fox News would have you knowirens. Michelle Obama didn't go to the inauguration because she just couldn't morally. She couldn't go. And they're still running all this up. Michelle and Barack are getting a divorce, which is a total lie. But I don't really give a shit if she's there or not, but I'm not some petty micromanager that gets triggered by shit

like this. But the right would really, really care about this. And it just shows they don't give

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