Psycho-Driver goes down WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD... DEMANDING that I move FOR HIM
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 27 January 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled jerk goes on the wrong way of the road on a one-way street that literally has no room for turning around. |
| 0:06.0 | But instead of submitting to this guy and his huge truck, my friend and I decided to stand our ground, |
| 0:11.0 | humiliating this idiot in such a way that he truly will never forget. |
| 0:14.0 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:15.0 | Okay, to start things out, my grocery has a narrow, one-way rows of angled parking, |
| 0:20.0 | and the lot is very busy, in part because |
| 0:22.5 | there's a shopping mall attached to its feeder road, and jerks will often speed through the lot |
| 0:26.7 | from the feeder road to avoid a stoplight. These entitled idiots frequently don't grasp the concept |
| 0:31.6 | of a one-way, and cause traffic jams when they inevitably encounter drivers going the right way. |
| 0:36.8 | It is seriously dangerous. |
| 0:38.4 | The many other cars and pedestrians don't expect morons to be barreling down the road the wrong way. |
| 0:43.6 | When one of these traffic jams happens, the easiest way to fix it is the person who's going the |
| 0:47.9 | right way has to pull back into a parking space, assuming there's an empty one, thus enabling the |
| 0:53.0 | wrong way idiot to pass. Recently, |
| 0:54.9 | I was shopping with a friend, and as expected, we pulled out of our spot, and naturally, we soon |
| 0:59.8 | met with a moron in a gigantic pickup truck bombing up the road the wrong way. Well, it turns out |
| 1:05.1 | that she had had enough of these people. On this day, most parking spaces around us were filled, |
| 1:09.5 | but there was one right there that she could have pulled into. |
| 1:12.6 | Well, Mr. Tiny Man in the pickup felt so entitled to the right-of-way, he even stopped far back enough so she could pull into the spot for his convenience. |
| 1:20.9 | But rather than do so, she surprised everyone by aggressively slowing down and stopping a few feet from his huge bumper. |
| 1:27.4 | Mr. Little Man then had the nerve to rev his engine a few times and kept creeping forward threateningly, as if he was going to force us to back all the way up to the end of the aisle, so he didn't have to do the same. But my friend just put the car in parked and just waited. He then honked his horn at her, as if she were the one going the wrong way. She then pulled out her phone and started recording him, and I was kind of scared that he might road rage us into an early grave, but he didn't. Behind us, the stoplight he should have gone through turned green, and I could see him seething as he watched all the normal drivers that he thought he'd cut off, getting their turn to go ahead of him. In the end, infuriated, he threw |
| 2:01.5 | his truck into reverse and slammed on the gas, backing up way too fast for a parking lot. About four parking spaces back, he miscalculated the angle of his wheel and slammed the back of his pickup on the cart corral. And this wasn't a disabling accident, and luckily he didn't hit a pedestrian, but I'm sure that will cost him a pretty penny. |
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