Psycho Customer tries to CONVINCE ME that THE EARTH IS FLAT
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 18 April 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled, crazy flat-erther tries to convince me that the Earth is flat, but after two hours |
| 0:05.5 | of him rambling on about his beliefs, despite the fact that I never asked him about it, |
| 0:09.7 | I had simply had enough. Here's what happened. |
| 0:12.4 | Okay, we've all heard about flat-erthers, but if you're even remotely sane and reasonable, |
| 0:17.3 | you probably think that it's just some very elaborate inside joke that people keep perpetuating, |
| 0:22.4 | because they find it amusing to do so. And you know what, that's what I thought as well. |
| 0:26.7 | But this is when Gary enters the scene. Gary is not their real name, but he was staying at the hotel |
| 0:31.8 | with his teenage son for the weekend. They had a weekend trip planned and were in the area, |
| 0:36.4 | so they needed a place to stay. Gary was a pretty unassuming guy at first glance, |
| 0:40.9 | and his son had that impatient silence about him that most teenagers have. |
| 0:45.1 | But otherwise, everything is okay. I come in the next morning to relieve the night auditor, |
| 0:49.6 | and Gary is standing at the desk, talking passionately about something. |
| 0:53.3 | The night auditor made eye contact with me in a way that basically said, |
| 0:57.0 | oh my gosh, please help me. But I silently giggled and continued into the office, |
| 1:01.6 | where I overheard Gary say something about sun rotation and earth as a plane. |
| 1:06.2 | I assumed he was poking fun at the flat earth idea and joking about the entire thing. |
| 1:10.8 | Five minutes later, the night auditor walked back into the office with a handful of papers |
| 1:15.7 | and stared at me unblinkingly. As he ripped them up and shoved them into the garbage, |
| 1:20.3 | he gave me my report and then told me good luck as he laughed. |
| 1:23.8 | And I thought that was it. It seemed that Gary had gone up to his room, |
| 1:27.3 | so I thought honestly nothing of it. Ten minutes later, he comes back down to the desk |
| 1:31.7 | and introduced himself. So I say hi, nice to meet you, I guess. |
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