Psycho-Aunt lets her kid Steal MY $100,000 POKEMON CARDS... so I GET HER ARRESTED
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 8 November 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My crazy psycho aunt allows her son to rob me blind by literally stealing thousands of dollars |
| 0:05.6 | worth of Pokemon cards, merchandise, and equipment, while also taking my entire manga collection. |
| 0:11.0 | And after confronting her and demanding that she give it back to me, she claimed that |
| 0:14.7 | there was nothing I could do about it and that I would never get my property back. |
| 0:18.6 | So I decided to escalate things, resulting in my aunt |
| 0:21.8 | getting arrested. Here's what happened. This story also came from the Am I the Jerk subreddit. |
| 0:26.2 | Check the links in the description if you would like to submit your own story. Okay, so basically, |
| 0:30.2 | I am a very huge fan of the Pokemon franchise and the anime and manga. I play the games, |
| 0:35.4 | I play Pokemon Go, I collect the cards and watch the |
| 0:38.1 | anime, and my collection of cards and my Pokemon Go account, both are like decent for someone |
| 0:42.8 | who doesn't spend that much money on them. I also have an entire collection of manga's, |
| 0:47.2 | like attack on Titan and One Piece and stuff like that. Well, my spoiled cousin came over yesterday |
| 0:52.3 | to my mom's house where I live, and I was outside in the |
| 0:55.2 | park playing Pokemon Go, and when I arrived home, he was watching TV on the couch. While I was out |
| 1:00.4 | playing Pokemon Go, I went to a card shop, and I bought a booster box of Scarlet and Violet bass set. |
| 1:05.8 | And for reference, a booster box is basically a package that has a lot of Pokemon card packs, |
| 1:10.8 | and the odds of pulling a rare card are increased in a booster box. basically a package that has a lot of Pokemon card packs, and the odds of pulling |
| 1:11.6 | a rare card are increased in a booster box. Now, my cousin is very jealous of me because of my collection. |
| 1:17.4 | But honestly, I just ignore him, since if I didn't, he would annoy me like crazy. I opened the |
| 1:22.6 | booster box, I sorted the cards, and I added them to my collection. After a few hours of me playing |
| 1:27.4 | Pokemon Scarlet, my cousin came into my room and just sat there. Well, it was getting time for me to go to a hangout to one of my friends' houses, and after a few hours of that, I came back home at about 7 o'clock, I went into my room, and to my absolute shock, all the binders of my cards were gone. My Nintendo Switch was gone with all of its games and my |
| 1:45.7 | entire manga collection, with my Crunchyroll account being taken as well, because he changed |
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