What's up guys, it's your favorite internet queers. I'm Ashley Gavin.

I'm Alina Joy and I'm Mack and Jame and we are here to tell you about our new podcast chosen

family on the Forever Dog podcast network. Each week we're bringing you a topic or a theme related

to Queer Life to the family dinner table to weigh in, deliberate and discuss the right thing to do.

The smart thing to do and the dumb thing we know is dumb but we'll probably end up doing anyway.

Hey we never said we were perfect. I am perfect. Okay. We'll be talking about everything from our

own dating lives, sex lives to dealing with family and friends IRL. Then we'll invite you

our stunningly gorgeous listeners to join in on the family conversation by answering any of your

questions and dilemmas. Listen to chosen family podcasts every Wednesday on Apple podcasts,

Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also watch every episode on YouTube to get

the full family experience. Enjoy.

Hello. I'm Allison Raskin. I'm a writer, mental health advocate and just a few moments ago we figured

out they don't know how to read spreadsheets correctly. Hi, I'm Gabby Don. I'm a writer by

Con by sexual icon Wink and Cowabunga dude. It's a key to explain. Okay. So here's what happened.

We had our guests, spoiler, we do the interview first and then we were for the rest of the episode.

So we had our guests. They were like how many listens do you guys get? Like how many downloads do

you guys get? And Allison said a number that was half of what we actually get. And then Melissa was

like what are you talking about? It's actually this number. And then Allison was like what?

And then I was like this is why okay you think I live in a reality where like oh I'm so arrogant

about how successful we are blah blah blah I live in a fake reality. No you Allison you live in a

fake reality. Because we actually have double the amount of listeners to which you thought.

I have to say I'm flying high right now because I really thought that this podcast did

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