You all may not be aware, but if you're paying close attention to the episode numbers,

you'll know that we recently passed 52 episodes.

This is the 53rd.

So that means we've been doing this shit for over a year.

That's right.

And you know what that also means?

Us as a small business, having made money, thanks to our loyal and beautiful patrons,

having made money and profited, have succeeded than more than 90% of small businesses.

If you are a small business owner listening right now, or you owned a small business

that went under within the first year.

And you're a bad person. And you're a bad person. And you're a bad, we're better than you. We're literally better than you. Plus ratio. All the small business owners that we've debated on TikTok live that were saying that we're not working hard enough. Exactly. Oh my God. Working hard enough. Go start a business. to see how it runs, then you could really do it. Here we are. Yeah. Here we're, one year later.

That's right. Top 10% baby. We are. I will ratio you with all the fucking dollars in our bank account. We're closer to living the American dream that they speak of as socialist podcasters than they are. That's crazy. Cucks to the system. Over here talking shit. Mm-hmm. Every day. Making money off the shit talking. Ridiculous. Exactly. Ridiculous. We're just better than them. We are. We're just better. I can't fucking help it. Just better. I'm just, this. I deserve all of this. I'm good. It's because I'm a good person. That's right. That's right. Welcome back to Head in the Office, everybody.

Welcome back to a very bad week of news.

Oh, awful.

I go to Virginia for 10 days to go spend time with my mom. And the fucking world falls apart. Yeah, but we're back to this studio now, which means that we can repair it. Exactly. We're in a position to fix all the problems in the world. We can spread our kindness and laughter because we're very kind the whole time. Very nice.

And heal the world. Yeah, exactly. Heal the world through comedy, of course. Naturally. Because we're comedians. True. But speaking of us being a small business, very successful, if you want to help out the show and get yourself a piece of Head in the Office merch, you can go do that right now. You know exactly what to do. Headintheoffice.com. our merch is still for sale, get in while supplies last.

And while we're on the topic, might as well continue to slut ourselves. You can go do that right now. You know exactly what to do. Head in the office.com. Our merch is still for sale.

Get in while supplies last.

And while we're on the topic,

might as well continue to slut ourselves out a little bit. For real. If you're so inclined to support the show in other ways, like, I don't know, maybe getting episodes a couple days early on Sundays when we record, maybe go hit up the Patreon. Getting a shoutout, maybe.

Maybe for completely free.

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