Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our review of the 2025 Champions League final.

Inter came to claim European soccer's biggest prize, but for the second time, they've lost to a sports washing exercise.

PSG finished a job that's taken them 15 years with a team that played far better than any of their peers. Inter played in yellow, but they left Munich with the blues. But hey, at least it was good for Beckham and Tom Cruise. My name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today, your friend of mine, Taylor Walker. Hello, Taylor. Hello, Ryan. I did pre-write this joke. I'm going to do it now anyway.

The only thing more aggressive than PSG's press on the day was Paramount's attempts to

make me watch David Beckham talk to people.

They, like, buried their actual coverage to be like, are you sure?

You sure you don't want to have Beckham on?

Tom Cruise is here.

Don't you want to look into those black shark eyes? No, I did not. No, I did not. Yeah. Tom Cruise provided the kind of analysis I would expect from a man who is promoting a multimillion multimillion film franchise and is a game for that reason. Still better than what I got with Rio Ferdinand on TNT. Rio Ferdinand, a direct quote, this was a win for all of football. So there you go.

Thanks for that, Rio. Not Italian football, Rio. No, not that type of football. Or the non-sports

washing type. Graham Rutherland's here. Hello, Graham. How are you? I'm very well, Ryan. I'm

kind of reeling after that game, to be honest. Probably the most one-sided Champions League final or maybe even like major final I've ever seen. I mean, until now, looking at the Champions League finals, it was probably Barcelona beaten my night in 2011. But that was nowhere near as one-sided as this game. People talk about Milan beating Crois Barcelona, but that was before my time, so I can't really

relate to that. So yeah, this was on another level as far as, as far as I'm concerned.

And it was the record, right, the record margin of victory. But even if it weren't, even if it had

stayed four, even been three, the number of chances PSG created, how dominant they were,

how suffocated Inter looked,

like it was just one of the most complete performances I think we've ever seen from a finalist

in a final, that makes sense.

PSG were just incredible on the day and deserved the win and then some.

There we go.

We are talking moments after the final whistle of PSG 5 Internil from the Munich football arena.

Don't call it its sponsor name. Don't do it. Don't do it.

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