PseudoPod 1008: Cyanide Constellations
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🗓️ 19 December 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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“Cyanide Constellations” was published in the collection Cyanide Constellations and Other Stories by Sara Tantlinger in October 2025. C/W: Suicide, 2nd person PoV To support us during our year-end campaign, go to https://escapeartists.net/support-ea Author’s note: This story ended up being the title piece for my debut fiction collection…
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| 1:00.0 | You know the end of the Ark of the Covenant, with the Nazis and the Ark and the Ah, don't look, |
| 1:05.3 | ah, that, just with no Nazis and you listen instead. But it's still scary. |
| 1:11.5 | Okay? |
| 1:12.3 | Cool. |
| 1:16.3 | Sudapod, episode 1008, December 19th, 2025. |
| 1:22.2 | This week's story, |
| 1:23.7 | Cyanide Constellations by Sarah Tantlinger, |
| 1:27.0 | narrated by Tanya Milosovich. |
| 1:29.8 | Hosted by Alistair-Stewart, with audio by Graham Dunlop. |
| 1:34.8 | Hello, folks, welcome to Sudapod, the weekly horror podcast. |
| 1:38.5 | I'm Alistair, your host, and this week's story was first published in the collection |
| 1:42.2 | Cyanide Constellations and other stories |
| 1:45.0 | by Sarah Tandlinger in October 2025. |
| 1:48.0 | Sarah is a five-time Bramstoke Award nominee and the author of the Bramstog Award winning |
| 1:54.0 | The Devil's Dreamland, poetry inspired by H.H. Holmes, as well as other works like to be |
| 2:00.0 | devoured, cradleland of parasites, and |
| 2:02.7 | love for slaughter. She is an active HWA member and participates in the HWA Pittsburgh chapter. |
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