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Run That Prank

PSC

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2018

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Nephew Tommy pranks one unsuspecting man by telling him he's coming to check his prostate.

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0:00.0

Prostate Chekham. I can't stand him. Aww. What? Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Roger. This is Roger. Hi, my name is Greg. I'm a PSC. I got you on my schedule. I'm supposed to come by your house tomorrow morning at about 715. I just want to give you a call, give you a heads up and let you know we will be there about 715 from my understanding.

0:21.8

You go to work at a...

0:23.1

Oh, you say you're a who?

0:20.7

I'm a PSC, sir. I'll be there. I'll be there tomorrow. I got you on my schedule for Monday morning, and I'll be there at least about 715 from my understanding. and you go to work at 7.30, and my procedure is only going to take a couple minutes,

1:11.0

but I wanted to just kind of give a friendly call and let you know that I will be by there tomorrow. What's the PFC? PFC. What's you said? A PSC? PFC, sir. PSC. I will be there tomorrow. I've been in business probably for the last, I guess, about 13, 14 years now. What is PSC specialists? What do you do? Oh, you're not, I'm sorry. You're not familiar? No, you got me on the schedule. I ain't signed up for nothing. Oh, I got you on my list here. I don't know who puts you on here, but it's been paid for and everything for me to come by and do my job. And like I said, only take me a couple minutes, and I'll have you on your way. How do you get my number? Say again?

1:13.7

How did you get my phone number?

1:15.6

Sir, everything I have, I got 20 stops tomorrow and I got you scheduled as my first stop tomorrow

1:23.0

morning. I don't know. I got your phone number. I do have your address. Are you at

1:26.8

drive? Yeah, that's my address, but I'm't know. I got your phone number. I do have your address. Are you at . . . . . drive? Yeah, that's my address, but I'm not going to my house in the morning. I've got to go to work in the morning. I know I'm not going to be here. Right, right. My understanding, well, you, from my understanding, you pull out about 7.30. Now, I'm going to get there at 7.15. Like I said, my, you know, the procedure procedure only takes about two, three minutes, and I'll be on my way.

1:45.5

Well, we're talking about all my information. You know, when I leave home and everything, who is this? Like I say, my name is Greg. I'm a P.S.C. And I'll be there. Okay, you said that already. You'll see me tomorrow. I'm sorry. I just want to give you a friendly call here on Sunday and let you know that I'll be there

1:41.6

I'll be there about 715 and we'll get you taken care of

1:44.3

and then I'll let you get on the way to work.

1:45.7

You still ain't telling me without. give you a friendly call here on Sunday and let you know that I'll be there, I'll be there about 715 and we'll get you taken care of, and then I'll let you get on the way to work.

2:03.6

You still ain't telling me what I'm supposed to be doing.

2:06.7

Sir, a PSC is, PSC, I'm a prostate checker, and what I'll be doing is coming in and checking

2:12.0

your prostate tomorrow.

2:13.4

Oh, hell now. You ain't coming in checking my prostate. I gave my prostate check by my doctor. Who was you talking about coming to check my prostate? Not at my house. You ain't come to check my prostate? And you know what? I get this all the time. I get a lot of people that are in denial. A lot of men that claim that they got it. My prostate is fine. I heard my prostate check just the beginning of this year. Man, you don't need to come to my eye, checking my prostate. A lot of people, a lot of men are in denial saying that they got it checked, and they got it. A lot of times we find out they haven't. And there has to be a reason. If I got you on my list and it's paid, somebody has paid $125 for me to come by there and check it. Well, you should be happy you paid $125.

2:51.7

It's a less job you have to do then because you're not coming to check my prostate. Sir, I'm going to check it. Now, I'm going to be by there tomorrow, and I'm 715. I'm putting my rubber glove on with a little bit of jail on it, and I am going to check your prostate, and then I'll let you get on the work. Well, I tell you what, that rubber glove ain't going nowhere near me home, boy. I tell you what, you bring your

2:51.1

on over my mind if you want to. We're not going to. and then I'll let you get on the work. Well, I'll tell you what, that rubber glove ain't going nowhere near me home, boy.

3:07.9

I tell you what, you bring your f*** on over my eyes if you want to.

3:11.3

It ain't going to be pretty, and it ain't going to be nice with you in your rubber glove.

3:15.3

Sir, sir.

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