Hello.

Are you curious in the bedroom, but not you don't always have the words to describe what

you want?

Well, worry not.

With the threesome brush, you can now communicate to others that you are willing for a third person to enter the bedroom.

Simply hang this brush that looks like a just like a rat king of penises on your bedroom doorknob when you're being intimate with someone.

And that will signal a friend or someone that you have maybe already agreed

to that might be a willing participant that it is now time for them to enter the bedroom.

This has actually been a fantastic turn of events for me. I invested in actual hairbrushes,

but due to miscommunication at the factory, they came out looking like a bunch of penis-like hairbrushes.

So I just had to think quickly on my feet.

Wait, what do you mean penis-like?

It's basic, imagine a hairbrush.

But now imagine if every part of the hairbrush were made of a penis, like penis.

So the bristles are also tiny penises?

Also tiny penises, yes.

And it's really impressive.

I mean, the way for how fine the bristles are and the detail and veins and everything.

That's what I was going to say.

The attention to detail alone.

Yeah.

And I said, look, I can't just throw these away.

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