Previously on Thomas in the Bible.

Boy, was I drunk.

Yeah.

I don't really remember what happened.

It was halfway, halfway done with the Bible.

I was celebrating.

I was drinking a lot.

I don't know how much of this I made clear on the show.

Probably said some things I shouldn't have.

I probably tried to rekindle some old flames with some of you,

but, you know, that's what happens under the influence.

And, um, I don't know if I read the Bible or not. It doesn't make a difference, but, you know, that's what happens under the influence. And I don't know if I read the Bible or not.

It doesn't make a difference, but boy, was I drunk.

I just want to apologize for putting in that situation.

Okay, see you.

Thanks, Harley, for the opening.

It's good of you to be able to apologize like that on my behalf.

Yeah, thanks. Okay. So, oh, yeah, nice professionalism. We are halfway done, and we're going to keep going.

I wish this Bible was only half of what it is, but unfortunately we

have another entire amount that I've already read to go. And thinking about that makes me want to

just crawl in a hole and die. But no, no, no, I'm not going to give, I'm not going to give God the satisfaction.

I'm not going to give all those Bible readers the satisfaction of having this terrible book

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