Prunes
Secretly Incredibly Fascinating
Alex Schmidt
4.7 • 773 Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2026
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Prunes, known for being dried fruit, famous for poop. |
| 0:08.0 | Poop is the thing. Nobody thinks much about them, so let's have some fun. |
| 0:11.4 | Let's find out why prunes are secretly incredibly fascinating. |
| 0:35.9 | Hey there, folks. Hey there, Cipelopods. |
| 0:37.0 | Welcome to a whole new podcast episode. A podcast all about why being alive is more interesting that people think it is. My name is Alec Schmidt. I'm not alone. I'm joined by my co-host Katie Golden. Katie! Woo! Katie! Hey! We had babies each of us. We did. We did. I had one. This rules. Yeah. And, yeah, so he's, he's, he's doing baby stuff. |
| 1:00.4 | Mine has two. Yeah. Which is, there's a lot of, there's, um, there's a learning curve. |
| 1:07.8 | Apparently, they don't come out at, like, talking. |
| 1:12.2 | They come out not, not really talking. |
| 1:16.3 | They don't, they don't, they don't, I thought he was going to do a little tap dance. |
| 1:20.3 | Like, hello, my darling, hello, my baby. |
| 1:23.0 | You didn't do that. |
| 1:25.2 | Oh, yeah, Michigan, J. Golden. |
| 1:26.9 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. Michigan J. Golden. Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:30.0 | You apparently, it's bring your own clothes. |
| 1:33.0 | Like, didn't come out in a little. |
| 1:34.7 | The boss baby movie did lie to me quite a bit. |
| 1:40.6 | Lied to us all. |
| 1:42.6 | We both had boys who are first name withheld for now. They're Schmidt Baby and Golden Baby. Yeah. And everybody's healthy and happy, as you can hear, Katie's doing good. I'm great. And Shmit Baby's mom is doing good. And so we're very grateful. Yeah. I've learned to lean into the sleep deprivation. I'm, no, I, I love, I love my son. He's, he's, he's, he's been, he's been smiling now a lot at, at me. Oh, like on purpose? Yeah, on purpose. Yeah, ours just tries every facial expression. Yeah. And so, uh, he's just trying stuff. Yeah, by much younger, it's like five weeks. |
| 2:19.4 | No, but for in baby years, five weeks in baby years is like 50 years. |
| 2:24.9 | So that's a lot. |
| 2:26.4 | It's a lot of time in baby years. |
| 2:28.7 | Yeah, no, he's intentionally smiling now or as much as it is. |
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