It's Friday, September 1st.

I'm Treval Anderson.

And I'm Priyanka Arabandi, and this is what a day where at least one of us already

has a ticket for Taylor's eras tour when it comes to movie theaters.

And another host is saving their money for when Beyoncé does it.

Yeah, you can make your guess about who is who in that situation, but let me just say,

like these tickets, they're movie prices, so I can't bring for both.

On today's show, Clarence Thomas has formally disclosed what we already knew,

his billionaire friend, Harlan Crowe, paid for some of his vacations, plus in Texas,

several new laws go into effect today, including one that restricts trans health care.

But first, yet another update on white men who were never taught how to lose gracefully.

Two more leaders of the proud boys were sentenced yesterday for their roles in the January 6th insurrection.

Convicted of several charges, including the likes of seditious conspiracy,

and the destruction of government property, Joe Biggs was sentenced to 17 years in prison,

while Zachary Rio was sentenced to 15 years.

Now, I know we're supposed to be prison abolitionists and whatnot,

so we're not supposed to applaud this form of accountability.

But as the 11th Commandment states, if thou fucketh around, thou shalt findeth out.

Yeah, I believe that is a direct quote, actually.

So tell us, how do these sentences compare with the others that have been handed down to insurrectionists so far?

Yeah, so Biggs's 17-year sentence is currently the second longest prison sentence that's come down,

the longest being Oathkeeper's Founder steward Rhodes, who got 18 years.

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