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welcome to the Smith and Sniff Podcast, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and sometimes trousers.

I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith. Hello Johnny how are you?

Really good thanks Richard. There's a little bit of mold in my office. It seems to maybe occurred since Christmas, so it's not quite as pleasant as I was hoping.

In personal car news, there's a really have you ever had a mysterious bad smell in a car which

you just can't fathom and I'm in I'm in mid-stream investigation right now.

I've got one too. Go on, what's yours? Well, the problem is, is the best way to describe it,

if it was like on a paint can, like a Faroe ball paint can it would be taxi driver's seat and I think what I mean by that what I mean by that

is somebody sits in that chair as a taxi driver for 15 hours a day and just as

relentless sort of eating and guffing into fabric and it doesn't seem to... Yes, it's soft but they they stay in the fabric they don't really

and I don't know if you can vacuum them out. But it's also it's not just guffs is it? It's

and it's not quite sweat foodstuffs yeah bit of food stuff it's just

general sort of body funk do you know what it is it's dehydrated breath

breathing at point blank range into fabric. Yeah, genes that haven't been washed for two weeks and are on that way you go.

Ooh, probably need a wash, but then again,

probably eke another day out of these.

That kind of smell.

And it's, you're absolutely right,

old unwashed denim, especially at the back end is nasty.

Oh what an album that was as well

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