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🗓️ 12 June 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, once again, welcome to the weekly show podcast. |
0:12.9 | My name is John Stewart. |
0:14.1 | I'll be your host and guide through this week's episode. |
0:17.6 | It is Wednesday, June 11th. I'm going to get through today's program, |
0:23.5 | not necessarily with brevity, but if I sound like I've got things to do and places to go, |
0:28.7 | I do. I've got to get, I've got to finish this podcast, get things ready, do some general |
0:34.8 | house errands, those types of things, and make sure that I am prepared for, |
0:40.1 | as many of you I know are celebrating, it's Donald Trump's birthday weekend. I always celebrate |
0:47.7 | that with some kind of military parade. So it happens this year. |
0:54.7 | He's also going to be throwing himself on. |
0:57.1 | So obviously it's a confluence. |
0:58.4 | But whenever I can on his birthday, |
1:01.8 | I try and line up our nation's defense armaments and capabilities |
1:06.7 | and let them breeze by me just to get a sense of how comfortable I am with this man being in charge of |
1:15.0 | all that ammunition. |
1:18.3 | And by the way, for those of you who are thinking of in any way, holding up a sign that may be viewed |
1:25.6 | negatively in the Trump military parade. |
1:28.4 | Please know that doing so is against America, the First Amendment being not in play on parade weekend. |
1:38.3 | I think everybody understands that. |
1:40.0 | And you will be considered an enemy of this great nation. |
1:43.8 | And you will be met with overwhelming force. |
1:45.8 | And I don't know if you know this. |
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