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I got some new hair since the last time you saw me. Literally, I finished recording that episode.

I think I finished editing Wednesday morning. Actually, no, I finished recording last week's episode, Wednesday morning.

Had to run to the braider, got my hair washed, condition, braided. It took, the whole process,

took seven hours. There were four women braiding my hair the entire time. It looks like a machine did it.

Like, it's so incredibly perfect. I have like 11 rows going across, which they were like, you got a lot of hair, lady. Like, you don't need 11. And I was like, I do. I do. Then they put this all in and as soon as it was done. Actually, before it was done, I was looking at the size of the braids and I was like, who all go take this out? Because it ain't going to be me. Last time I had braids, not even this small, a little bit bigger. It took 12 hours for me to take them out. So I'm going to pay somebody somewhere, this country or another one, to take my braids out. Because this is a lot. But I got my hair done because, one, I'd had that, the hair that you've been seeing for the last three months, I'd had it for three months. I got it done right before I went to Morocco because I knew I had all these season world trips coming for the next 90 days and I didn't want to be bothered with my hair. But it was way past due. Like my hair didn't smell like I thought it should. That's so good. At some point, like the hair is old and it just must go. Not the point. None of the point.

The point is I got my hair done because it needs to be done. But also, I was heading to Nigeria. Last episode, we talked about how I was heading there. I've been and now I'm back. Currently, I'm at Bestie's house, Miss DeVita. I'm at her house in Ghana.

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