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Football Cliches

Properly getting out, cricketing ASMR, and shadow umpire’s call

Football Cliches

Tom Whiter

Sports, Football, Soccer

4.9637 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

It’s the final outing of the winter for Cricket Cliches, the first branch line of the Cliches network, and there’s an end of term feeling as the full team assembles to see us home. We’ve got egregious commentary and a hierarchy of acceptable ways to get out before we get all ASMR and dig into some of your favourite sounds from cricket. And, of course… of course, there’s another dip into the murky, and surprisingly expansive, world of shadow cricket. It’s very much not just batting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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