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Inside the Closet

Proper 90's Kids

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Hey there #Closeteers, pride might be cancelled this year, but we're still as queer and here as ever before! Emma and Matteo both call home to see how their families would handle the Titanic sinking, we talk about unsolicited commentary around people's bodies, and throw it back to the 90's for some classic nostalgia. Please remember to rate a review! If you leave a good one, you might even hear it on the air Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.

0:07.0

We're recording. And we're using a filter where I look blurry. Yeah, if you're watching on you if you're watching a video then we've

0:20.0

Mateo and I have discovered the touch up my appearance filter on Zoom so are we putting these on YouTube

0:26.6

YouTube been on the Patreon to

0:29.2

Tyler's like putting the whole thing on the Patreon work okay now we're looking better yeah I look like my skin

0:35.9

looks so soft yep this is what like Barbara Walter's interviews look like where she you know she's like they lather vassoline on lenses and like the lighting and stuff like that like

0:47.9

This is why people remember there was that like rumors about people wanting to get plastic surgery so they looked like a

0:53.7

Snapchat filter do you remember that you ever hear about those where it was like they

0:57.7

wanted to look like the filter this is why well this filter doesn't change

1:02.1

your appearance it just softens it.

1:04.0

We're so Snapchatchat filters like make your eyebrow.

1:07.0

You know, they have a new thing that women, and I'm sure men are doing too,

1:10.0

where instead of a face lift, where they like call off your skin and pull back they actually put a thread in like out and then in between your skin and then tighten it so it goes like this and a lot of young girls are doing it so it like raises their eyebrow like see my

1:24.7

eyebrow it'll just go like it'll go like that so like these girls have like their

1:30.3

eyebrows are like this that does actually look kind of, is that like me, I mean no, because for women, you know,

1:39.3

there's like a, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that me it's like,

1:42.1

faces anymore after a while? It does, yeah, yeah, yeah. For me, it's like, faces anymore after a while.

1:44.2

It does, yeah.

1:45.6

Plastic surgery's become so, like that look of plastic surgery,

1:50.1

like the swollen face has become so normalized like I think 15 years ago if we saw what people

1:57.5

look like today we would be so confused like if you saw a Kardashian 20 years ago,

2:05.0

you'd be like, oh my God,

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