The Square Ball podcast.

Propaganda, welcome to the show.

Hello, hello, hello.

Dan here with Michael, with Dean,

as we take the weekly tour of the football fan channels.

And what an appetite we have for it this week.

Yes.

Yeah.

It's difficult to muster up the enthusiasm for laughing at other people. Yeah. It's difficult to muster up the enthusiasm for laughing at other people when you feel nothing but pain and emptiness.

I've got some clips of us of ourselves to laugh at from previous years.

Yeah.

So that's something.

I will say though, do you know what?

Driving in this morning, the sun is shining, ladies looking beautiful in the spring. I don't feel empty anymore. I feel happy to be alive.

Yeah. But if you were to die, you'd need a will. Correct. Absolutely incredible. How's that? Incredible.

Where would I get one?

Early vicelisters. You get a discount as well. But surely, if I'm not in Leeds and I'm somewhere else in the country, I can't do that because I'm not in Leeds.

Once upon a time, that may have been the case.

Uh-huh.

These days, through the fibre optics, the copper wires, you can ring people, you can get on the internet.

You're buying yourself time here, aren't you? Just by talking about

things you can do

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