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Prop 1: A Five Gallon Bucket of Bad Ideas

Blog & Mablog

Canon Press

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Prop 1. A 5 gallon bucket of bad ideas. September 25, 2024. Introduction.

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I would like to take a moment, dear reader, to explain why ranked choice voting is a really bad

0:17.5

idea.

0:18.5

I'm doing this because certain malevolent forces have managed to get the option of approving said ranked choice voting onto the ballot this November in Idaho.

0:26.0

I said that this was a really bad idea, but do not wish to mislead you by underselling the badness of it.

0:31.5

If bad ideas were a monarchy, this would be their king. If bad ideas were

0:35.6

cliches, this would be a stitch in time and a bird in the bush. If bad ideas were a five-gallon

0:40.4

bucket, there would be at least ten gallons all over the floor. I suggest you read through this

0:44.3

piece by Dan McLaughlin over at NR, then read through the rest of what I have to say below, and then in the conclusion I may tell you what

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I really think about all this. All this in addition to the fact that if bad

0:54.0

ideas were at dogs breakfast, this would be a half-eaten taco behind a dumpster in a Mexico

0:58.6

city barrio, explaining the mechanics of this bad idea. Those in favor of this travesty will call it a proposal for a quote the Salem cigarettes used to do in their ads. Springtime Fresh.

1:13.4

Fresh Mountain Air seems brisk enough and all bracing and healthy like, but since I'm tired of this

1:17.5

metaphor, it is simply the expensive paint to give the haunted house some curb appeal.

1:21.6

This would not be an open primary according to the

1:23.4

traditional definition, but should be called, more accurately, a jungle primary.

1:27.6

And by jungle I'm not referring to the beauty of exotic butterflies, but rather to

1:32.0

the snakes, to the large and slimy ones.

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All of this is being brought to you courtesy of Prop 1, and so you should consider it your duty

1:38.8

to show up on election day in order to vote no against this beast from the lagoon, all while singing at least two or three

1:45.2

imprecatory Psalms. If passed, how will it go? How will it work? All the candidates, no matter what

1:50.5

party they belong to, are all in the same primary election.

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