Come see me on tour in Louisville, Fort Wayne, Hermosa beat, Sacramento, San Francisco.

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Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this?

Hello, my old friend. It's former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.

How are you doing today, Jimmy?

Oh, I'm doing pretty well, Governor.

Perhaps better than yourself.

You're not doing well in these polls, I'll tell you that.

Jimmy, as my beloved Jewish friends with whom I am lockstep in support of Israel are, want to say,

Poles Schmoles.

You're not bothered by Zohan Mondami's significant lead over you.

Let's not say his fucking name.

Thank you.

And no, I'm not.

How short our memory must be.

Not long ago, a few months ago, I was leading in the polls for the primary

election for New York mayor. And we all know how that turned out. You lost? I fucking lost big.

So ironically, my loss earlier this year bodes well for me winning in November. Boy, that is a

rather rosy way of looking at it.

That's me. Rosie has a rose bush. But let's take another look at that poll, shall we?

Jimmy, the headline here is that I am polling well ahead of two other candidates, Curtis Sliwa with

10 points, and sitting Mayor Adams with a mere seven points, dead

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