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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap. Now, Danielle, yes, I was listening to this phone tap a little earlier, and it really proves to me that I never, ever want to have kids. Yeah. I mean, she is... She's a lot to handle. Yeah, she... Wait to hear how she speaks to her father. She's a prom zilla, put it that way.

All right.

So what happens in your phone town?

All right.

So her dad, Tom, said that, yeah, all the girls, all her friends were going to prom in a limo. So she said to me, dad, can I have a limo? And he said, okay, no problem. I'll get you a limo. So now I'm going to call from the limo company because there's a little issue.

And you can imagine that Marley, the Promzilla, will not like this issue very much at all.

All right. If only she knew, she's being phone tapped. Let's see what happens on today's phone tap. Here we go. Hello? Yeah, hi. I'm looking for Tom, please. Oh, he's out right now. Can I take a message? This is Lisa from Lais Lusca limousines, calling about the limo for May 2nd.

Yeah. What call it again? The limo was actually canceled. What? Yeah, somebody called yesterday afternoon around. That has to be a mistake. I mean, there's no way. Well, that's why I'm calling because I want to confirm that it was indeed canceled, and it's not just a mistake.

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