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Frankie Boyle: The Promethiad

Prometheus Vol. 5

Frankie Boyle: The Promethiad

Frankie Boyle

Comedy

4.82K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

I've recorded a 40-minute audio version of A Short History of the Apocalypse as a free mini-album. You can download it now as Prometheus: Volume V.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What you're about to start reading and then give up on in a few minutes

0:03.0

is an account of the grisly ruins of human civilization

0:06.0

from one who walked among them, many decades from now,

0:09.3

and who journeyed back to our time at no small personal costs,

0:12.8

particularly to those he met here, to warn us of the horrors that await.

0:17.4

It describes in unblenching detail

0:19.2

a seconding blizzard of crimes, immoralities and blasphemies

0:22.5

carried out by governments and corporations, monarchies, celebrities, bodyguards, billionaires,

0:28.1

and your future self. Though often distressing and frequently dull, everything in this book is

0:33.1

serious, important and true. Nothing in this book is for entertainment purposes only, or at all. If at any point

0:39.3

you find yourself being entertained, something has gone gravely wrong, and you should start again at the

0:43.4

beginning, ideally with a fresh copy. You do not have to believe everything this book tells you,

0:48.5

but one day you will, even if this is your dying thought. damn them to hell, they were right.

0:55.2

And die you might.

0:56.6

For though this book offers vital protection against a future

0:59.2

that will do its best to destroy you,

1:01.4

we cannot claim that it will save your life.

1:04.1

All that we humbly claim is that it will save mankind.

1:07.6

We will explain later how this is so.

1:10.0

It is a little complex. The explanation would take us to the

1:12.7

very outer reaches of science and philosophy, and indeed beyond them, to a place philosophers call

1:17.7

beyond philosophy. No sense can be made of the book itself without a close preparatory study of the

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