Welcome back everybody to another episode of Caravanagh Garbage where we're taking a look at the two Prometheus movies. You sounded surprised. Prometheus 1. Yes, go on. And Prometheus 2, Prometheus Government. You sounded surprised that we were back. Yeah. I always expect that we're going to die between episodes. So it's a pleasant surprise. Well, me too, but the opposite. I feel bad. I'm like, Goddamma, why didn't we die?

Why can't we die?

I don't know.

That's why. So it's a pleasant surprise. Well, me too, but the opposite. I feel bad. I'm like, God damn, why didn't we die?

Why can't we die? I don't know. That's why I do these videos. Because I'm hoping the weight of the views and the likes in the comments, you know, liking this video will crush me to death. Oh, and it'll finally be released. Well, look, let's give it a go. I'll be crushed like a giant spaceship.

Just to get it out of the way,

yes, we know they should have run to the side.

They should have run to the side to the spaceship.

Before we get into this. Let's give it a go. I'll be crushed like a giant spaceship. Just to get it out of the way, yes, we know they should have run to the side.

They should have run to the sides of the spaceship.

Before we get into this. Yeah, yeah. A lot of people do a lot of stupid things in this movie. We know that. But they do a lot of stupid things in all these movies. Yeah, but I feel like we'll get into it. Okay. But yeah, they should have run to the side.

Let's see if we can crush Mason under the weight of all these likes, by the way.

If you wouldn't mind.

Yeah.

Sweet release. Do you remember when this was coming out? This was announced as an alien prequel and then in the months leading up, they were real cagey about whether it was an alien prequel or is it said in the world or whatever. They would never do that now.

They have to be like, this movie is a mix of alien and aliens. Everything you love in alien and aliens is in this movie. Do you like the gun? Well, we've got a gun that looks like that gun. Do you like the alien? We've got an alien looks pretty like the alien, but also newer and better. Yep. Fresh and new, but not too far from the original. Do you like Prometheus?

We've got a big skinny Prometheus man.

There he is.

There he is. but also newer and better. Yep. Fresh and new, but not too far from the original. Do you like Pometheus?

We've got a big skinny Pometheus man. There he is. There he is. That wasn't in the promo, but it wasn't the movie. He's in his late 30s and he can't get his life together. So he's just like you. Relatable. It's relatable content. It is relatable. Yeah, but in this one they were like, maybe this is set in the alien universe.

Maybe this is like soldier sitting in the Blade Running universe.

Maybe. It's relatable content. It is relatable. Yeah, but in this one they were like, maybe this is set in the alien universe.

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