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The Amelia Project

Prologue to Clara Knoff

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2021

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

“Sign up for potato peeling! Potato duty is the only time prisoners can talk in private!” Sneak peek of Clara Knoff, a Patreon Exclusive bonus episode. Would you like to find out why Clara needs the Interviewer’s help? Go to patreon.com/ameliapodcast to sign up as a patron and support the show! With Alan Burgon as the Interviewer, Karin Heimdahl as Clara Knoff, Alex Mercury as Oleg, Alex Scott-Fairley as Ant and Eli Hamada McIlveen as Hiroshi. Also featuring Harald Rosenstrøm, Arturo Tovar and Samantha Lawson as inmates. Written and edited by Oystein Brager with story editing by Philip Thorne. Sound design by Zachary Fortais-Gomm. Music and sound supervision by Fredrik Baden. The inmates were recorded at NSI Lydproduksjon with the assistance of Steinar Borgen. Produced by Imploding Fictions with graphic design by Anders Pedersen. For full credits see our website. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Transcripts: ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello all. Just a few more days until the season continues. In the meantime, we wanted

0:05.5

to share a little teaser with you. It's a teaser for our new Patreon bonus episode,

0:11.6

Clara Knoth. It's an episode that has been guessed designed by the wonderful Zachary

0:17.0

Fortace GOM of the Orphans and it stars the fabulous Carine Heimdahl from the Y2K podcast.

0:24.4

Both people we've wanted to work with for a long time and we're glad that we've finally

0:28.0

got the opportunity to do so. Anyway, we think it's a very fun episode, so we'll play

0:32.8

you the prologue for it now and if you'd like to hear it in full, why not consider becoming

0:38.1

a patron and helping us to keep the show alive? Okay, enough of me, let's go to Golovin,

0:44.5

where the interviewer has been let out into the prison courtyard for a bit of fresh air

0:49.6

under the watchful eye of Oleg, of course. Enjoy the prologue!

0:59.0

Oh, finally some air. I can't believe I'm only allowed into the courtyard once a week.

1:08.5

Can you believe that Oleg? No. I mean I'm a block DNA. We're supposed to be VIP. Isn't

1:15.6

that right Oleg? What's happening? It looks like people are gathering by the fence. The

1:27.5

other side of that fence, that's block C, isn't it? What is happening? Listen, fellow

1:36.0

inmates of Golovin, we are going to determine once and for all which block is the bed. Is it

1:46.0

block C? G for cockroaches! Or is it block G? D for Chernobyl! Who is that woman? We

2:01.2

challenge you to see who can make the highest human pyramid! A human pyramid? She wants

2:10.6

to win at human pyramids with those guys. Are you ready? The prisoners in block C are all

2:21.2

bodybuilders and top-trained assassins, whilst the block D inmates are a bunch of scientists and nerds.

2:27.9

Well, we don't stand a chance, do we? Come on guys, get your Oc, get on top of my shoulders.

2:43.2

Abdallar months apart, get in here, you're bottom left. I really hope they've been practicing this.

2:50.6

Oh my god, there's Ant! Oh, he's much more nimble than I thought.

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