Project X Haren | The Real Story Behind 'Project X' Movie
Things I Learned Last Night
Space Tim Media
4.7 • 717 Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:53.3 | It's AI that knows your work as well as you do. Visit Slack.com forward slash meet SlackBot to learn more. Hey, I love that you listen to this podcast. And what I love more is that every show that I've been doing, more and more Tillen fans have been coming and saying that they drove for hours to be at this show. And so if that's you, you want to come see me do some stand-up, you got plenty of opportunities. January 27th, 28th, I'll be filming my comedy special in Nashville. That's a really big thing. If you can make it to those shows, I would love to see you there. And then I'll be doing new material. February 12th, I'll be in Houston, Texas. on February 14th, Valentine's Day, I'll be in Plano, |
| 2:01.6 | which is near Dallas. February 20th, I'll be in Kingsport, Tennessee, which is in Tennessee. And then February 21st, I'll be in Fredericksburg, Virginia. February 22nd, I'll be in Charlotte, North Carolina at the comedy zone there. February 27th, I'll be in Milton West Virginia. That's right. We're going everywhere, baby. February 28th, I'll be in Raleigh, North Carolina, and March 8th, I'll be in Indianapolis, Indiana. I have plenty of dates. You can always check out. If you're listening to this in the future, you're like, oh, dang, it's November right now, and I missed all of those shows. You can always find my shows at jaronmires.com slash shows. So I really want to see you there. Would love to hang out. Thanks for, thanks for coming. For real, thanks for listening to this podcast and |
| 2:05.4 | thanks for coming to my shows because this is my dream. And it's still alive. |
| 2:15.5 | Hey, man. Hello. What's up? I think we should keep all of it in. I'm happy to be here. Hey, have you ever heard of Project X-Haron? Project X-Haron? Yeah, yeah. Is X-Haron two different things? X-Haron, yeah, yeah. Like, imagine your ex- ex is named Heron, Project X Heron. |
| 2:51.2 | Okay. I saw a tweet the other day. It wasn't a trees on threads, but I saw a tweet the other day. No, no, no, no. They're all called tweets. Yeah. Like the text format. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Hank Green did a video on that. And honestly, I'm going to use this forever. It's so funny to me. They said, I call my ex-girlfriend from four girlfriends ago, my great, great, great-grand girlfriend. |
| 3:03.7 | It's so funny to me. |
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