We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 993. H.B. 011, certificate number 28598.

Project MK Ultra.

Now most of his preparations have been made and he's just about ready to go.

He won't have to leave this room if he doesn't want to,

but he'll travel so far that he may get lost and never come back.

Transportation is a fantastic and frightening territory of inner space courtesy of

the most powerful mind-altering drug ever discovered.

Destination unknown, courtesy of LSD 25 We have kind of danced around it, but we haven't really ever directly talked about conspiracy.

Conspiracy.

Are you, I mean you and I are both 85% science-based.

I thought you were going to say 85 years old.

You and I are both 85 years old. I'm 85 and you're 81.

But I would say, you know, I mean aside from the fact that I believe that I can feel

MSG and I project MSG Ultra I don't and I'm not fully convinced about the

the moon illusion for the most part other than that oh and I believe in ghosts but

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