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little as two hours. The home of your kind of cozy, Denelm. The home of homes. Ever find yourself

jobless, angry and fed up? If not, I envy your life.

Unfortunately, that's the state I find myself in.

Worked at a grocery store for about a decade.

Customer decided to get rough with one of the other employees over some goddamn baby

formula.

One punch later, they're getting a couple hundred dollars in gift certificates not to sue,

and I'm... I'm out the door.

I'd say, funny how life works.

Really, there's nothing funny about my situation.

So, here I sit, combing through Reddit for some horror to take my mind off my impending

financial doom, watching 80s slasher films when that gets old, and rereading my Stephen

King collection, of course.

I mean, it'd be a good life if I wasn't sneaking ever closer to starvation.

One day, though, I get a chat request, right? I accept it.

I see a phone number.

My first thought is that it's from some kind of ARG, so wallowing in shame, worry and boredom, you know, I'll just, I give it a call.

Thank you for calling Project Insomnia.

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