Project: Conspiracy

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2023

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Kevin Matthew Kelp (a.k.a. Michael Kosta) investigates conspiracy theories including ice cream trucks and the secret weapon that is the ice cream jingle, are fruit stickers tracking fruit, or are they tracking...you?, and he goes undercover to reveal the truth behind the government’s biggest secret: the sewage system. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.0	Pfff!
0:04.0	If you've spent any time online at all,
0:09.0	you know that there are conspiracy theories about everything.
0:13.0	The CIA killed Tupac.
0:16.0	Paul Rudd is immortal.
0:19.0	The moon landing faked us.
0:22.0	But those are just the obvious ones,
0:24.0	which is why we have a special segment
0:26.0	that reveals the conspiracies you never even knew existed.
0:30.0	Conspiracies.
0:32.0	They're everywhere.
0:33.0	Or are they nowhere?
0:34.0	Or is that exactly what they want you to think?
0:38.0	So that's where my wallet is.
0:40.0	Well, for every day,
0:42.0	there's a me.
0:44.0	I'm Kevin Matthew Kelp.
0:46.0	Follow me as I pull back the curtain
0:48.0	to find the truth behind the curtain.
0:51.0	This is Project Conspiracy.
0:57.0	Everywhere we go, vehicles are spying on us.
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