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And Jim, we'll get to the good martini in just a second,

but I'm sure folks are really going to be shocked to find out that

remember that couple in Arizona a few weeks back where the husband died and the wife was in the hospital

and she said it's all because President Trump told them to take Clorra Queen and so she drank the fish tank

cleaner and gave it to her husband and he actually died and she got sick.

Turns out there's a homicide investigation now in Arizona and I'm pretty sure

President Trump's not the subject of that homicide investigation. Turns out that

this woman was the subject of a domestic battery charge against her husband and

he was also a very intelligent engineer and one of his friends tells the free beacon.

He designed systems for John Deere and I really can't see this scenario where he would say yes please I would love to drink some of that coy fish tank cleaner so there's

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