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Welcome to the Daily Show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. I'm Trevor Noah.

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Business Man, New York's very own Swiss Beach, everybody. He's going to be Johnny Loft.

And I'm really excited because I'm half Swiss. But first, let's catch up on today's headlines.

If you watched President Trump's crazy press conference yesterday, I'm sorry, and you probably know by now that he got

a big argument with CNN reporter Jim Acosta, which happens all the time, right? They're like the 50 cents

in jar rule of politics. But what's new is that after the press conference, the White House banned

Jim Acosta from the press room because they say that he assaulted the intern who tried to take his

microphone away from him. Yeah, and this White House does not tolerate grabbing women by the arm.

It's only okay to grab them by the pussy, like a gentleman. And the problem with the White House

explanation is that everybody saw that Acosta did not assault the intern.

So the White House had to get a little creative with their evidence.

A White House aide tried to grab the microphone and Acosta appeared to brush her arm.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders tweeted out a different video, one that was sent out by InfoWars,

which is a far-right conspiracy theory website that has been known to push far-right extremist propaganda.

And this video was edited. It was sped up.

They have been manipulated, too.

That's right. Donald Trump used a sped-up video from InfoWars,

the conspiracy website run by Alex Jones. Now, just for context, they've been banned by Twitter,

YouTube, and Spotify, and every other website. But the White House is like, we got you, man.

We got you.

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