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Hi! Morning.

Hi! Yes, they say on Glee. How are you doing?

I allow everyone and people with hangovers and people have shot themselves out and listened to this on their phone in the garden waiting for the fire brigade.

Come on, Brigade!

Good morning to you. They still come, don't they? I am wearing a Lanyard.

Yes, I don't often wear. You have the Civil Service about you this morning.

It says on it, Frank Skinner MBE. That's what it says on my Lanyard.

And dangling from my Lanyard. Oh, here we go.

It's my pen of choice. It's the four-collar original which I've been speaking much of just lately.

I should say that this was sent to me by Paul Roberts from Stockport.

It was also a poet and he sent me his poetry book as well.

I want to tell you something about these four-collar pens. In case you don't know what I'm talking about, in case you haven't listened to the show recently, it's fine.

Is it?

It's one of those pens that's got four slides on it. A green, black, red and blue and you slide down the colour that you're using at that time.

I found it's made my life so streamlined. I heard someone's phone. Was it mine?

I bet it was mine. It should be a bit...

You'll take a look. It wasn't mine. It's not a great idea.

It's not mine.

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