Hey, hey, hey, short rounds and beds and burners.

My name's Doug and I love minis.

This is Doug loves minis.

The show that is tired of saying beds and burners and short rounds.

Um, so could you guys please submit other nicknames I should have for the listeners of this show to my Twitter account?

You can also do it on Instagram or in the ratings and reviews section of iTunes, but Twitter is the best way to go.

What should I call you guys?

Coming to you from a hotel room in Austin, Texas on Wednesday, September 27th, 2017.

A very exciting day. I enjoy all the Fantastic Fest, but tonight,

and it'd be very tough to get in, the standby line, you know, maybe a couple of people might squeak in, but I doubt it.

It's a hot ticket at the festival because tonight at Fantastic Fest at midnight,

I'm doing a Benson movie and eruption of Babe Pig in the City.

What I would argue is one of the best sequels of all time.

Better than the original.

Crazier, darker, funnier than the first babe.

I haven't seen it on the big screen since it first came out.

So very excited to be interrupting that tonight.

And I'll make a little audio tape, audio tape,

a digital recording of the part before we start the movie.

And for those that ask, no, I can't share the part where the movie's playing because I don't have any rights to the soundtrack or, you know, the movie itself.

And we can't just record us saying the jokes because how would everybody in the room hear the movie?

See what I'm saying?

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