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It is Tuesday, which means another episode of probably the worst advice she'll ever have

it's another bad day of your life but we're here to make it better we try to anyway

we try really sometimes really pulling at straws here we're giving you all we got that's all we got

left guys it's the end of the year you know yeah it's getting's getting cold. Getting cold. I'm in my complaint mode. I'm nasty. Everything irritates me. Yeah. Oh, summer's gone. I'm not tan anymore. I mean, the literal, yeah. She's literally brown, but it's okay. Well, this is my version of pale, so.

I feel you.

I feel like because it's the end of summer that I instantly go into complaining mode.

I get into everything bothers me.

The way people breathe bothers me.

They walk too slow.

I don't know.

Everything.

You know what bothers me?

Do you remember during COVID when they put stickers on the floor so you knew not to get too close to somebody? They put six foot stickers. I was like, this is amazing. First of all, I'm not, that's the only part that you could keep about that. Like, I didn't mind when people had to stay the fuck away from me. Now I'm back to people breathing on my neck. If I'm online, what are you doing? I hate it. Why are you so close to me? I will literally turn around and look at you and be like, what are you doing? Did we learn nothing? I don't let your breath on me. I can feel the heat for your breath on the back of my neck. That's what makes me turn on. I have chills on my body. And I'm like, do we take away nothing? No, we've learned nothing.

Again, you never complain. I really don't. I'm a self-complainer. I push it down and I complain to myself. I bitch and moan in my head. And then I don't complain to anybody because I'm like, I don't want to burden other people. And my friends, we're just, we're not complainers. Like, we, I could be in the middle of a legitimate crisis and I will still tell a little jokey joke. Yeah, actually, you know what you do that's really annoying is you'll be having a full on meltdown.. Full-blown crying. I've literally streaming tears.

I've seen you like, I've seen you in crisis mode. Yeah. And you're just like, now we're good. It's fine. And you're like, no, no, no. It's like, I will be getting so mad and I'll be like, it is, no, you'll go, it is what it is. It is what it is. That's it.

It's nothing I can do about it.

That's why today exists.

That's why I can do about it.

That's why today exists. That's why I created this episode so you can vent. Yeah. We can just talk about shit we don't like. It's time to complain. Let's complain. I think it's time. I think we've done enough suppressing. Yeah, we've done it. I need to fucking complain. Yeah, we've been the obedient blowjob giving girls.

And now it's time to complain.

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