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🗓️ 6 August 2024
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Joey Diaz gives his take on Joe Rogan's live Netflix special and tells Lee what he thins about live specials, the piece of work Joey is most proud of, cutting the mental fat, what Joey would do if his flight was delayed and much more!
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0:00.0 | It's a fucking time clock, but we're just hanging in here doing the best we can. |
0:04.3 | You know what I'm saying? |
0:05.0 | What is it? Why does everyone over 50 have to talk about them dying? |
0:08.8 | What are you saying? |
0:09.8 | I hate it. |
0:10.8 | Do I say anything about that? |
0:11.2 | Yeah, because we mean every fucking time'm so old, I'm so old. |
0:17.0 | Listen, you have to look at it for real. |
0:19.3 | I can't be walking around like I'm 39, starting blow him believe him Johnny Bananas so you have to |
0:24.8 | yeah but you're not in the retirement home either no and I'm not planning on going to |
0:28.6 | no retirement home unless you put me that oh yeah you're going there immediately as soon as there's like anything I'm standing there you know I know |
0:36.5 | dementia is coming oh Jesus Christ so that's the little things I do you prepare for dementia you have to prepare for things that you know you're going to get I got hit in the head I did coke I snort it at you know |
0:49.5 | It's it's endless the possibilities that lead you to dementia. |
0:53.6 | Anxiety. |
0:54.6 | Yeah. |
0:55.6 | Having life leads you to dementia, like, but I don't get it, dude. |
0:59.8 | Everyone, as soon as they turn 50, when I turned 50, |
1:03.4 | they each showed me where their will was. |
1:05.2 | Like, it's not even a joke, that's a real story. |
1:08.6 | I ain't that fucking creepy. |
1:10.4 | Oh, yeah. |
1:11.6 | I told her. Huh? I told my wife a couple things but I ain't that fucking creepy I'm not planning on |
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