Professional Sports Baller

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Episode #590: Today Bryan said "I'm a man, and I'll talk sports if I want to!" Were-president Elvira’s Movie Macabre Cheaters Old man bitching Tom Brady Sports stars Bryan having some big feelings (jealousy) Bryan’s sports history He wasn’t a starter Could he be a bowler? FYI listeners I don’t hate Bryan, but I do like to keep him on his toes! Leaving a child with a stranger at the pool The gyms are in trouble! Pharmacy drama Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And a big opportunity for you in Hollywood, you must have had to beat off a lot of American men to get this part.
0:09.0	Why does that make you giggle? Did you not have to beat them off?
0:13.0	You acted to get the role, there was a man there was quite a few men up for the role as well.
0:18.0	Is that fair? There were.
0:20.0	Um... And compose yourself. for the role as well. They were. They were.
0:23.9	And compose yourself.
0:30.5	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:33.9	It wasn't like one of those schools where you had to try out for football.
0:35.5	It was like one of those schools that you showed up.
0:36.6	You were on the football team.
0:37.3	You know what I'm saying? I didn't want to do anything that was too particular dangers. I tried out for football. It was like one of those schools you showed up. You were on the football team. You know what I'm saying? I didn't want to do anything that was too particular dangers.
0:41.0	I tried out for the basketball team. Even my dad, when he coached our basketball team when we were
0:46.8	kids, even he didn't put me in. He would not. He wouldn't put me in as a starter. Yeah, he would just like, you know, all right, we're down by 70.
0:57.3	Go ahead, Brian.
0:59.8	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:07.3	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:10.7	I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.
1:11.5	This is my dear friend and a co-host of his show, Chris and Joy Haudley.
1:16.0	Breaking news.
1:18.1	Just into the studio now.
1:20.9	The president of the United States is not, in fact, the president of the United States.
1:25.6	He is a werewolf, a wearman, if you will, Chrissy.
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