A talk show that's real.

This is the Brian Kill Me Show.

She came late and she said, oh, I'm so sorry.

She said I was vacuuming and I looked at the clock

and I realized how late I was.

So I jumped right in the shower and then she said,

fortunately, I vacuum in the nude.

And we were all just, and I said, what?

Yep, you have some clothes on.

She said, no, no.

I always take the shower right after because I get so hot.

And I said, what, you were home alone, right?

She said, no, no, Dan was in the next room.

And I never forgot that.

I thought, well, putting herself right out there.

And then she said, and sometimes he joins me in the shower.

That is Peggy Row, the author of a brand new book,

Vacuuming in the Nude.

You got that talk.

That's why they're talking like that.

And other ways to get attention.

Her special America's grandmother, a battered new book,

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