I just want Tom Sandoval to know that we are not monetizing this episode.

We are not turning a profit.

Tom, you are not being paid.

This is not a paid podcast where we're making money off of.

Does anybody understand the irony here?

Sorry.

I'm laughing at a lot of things, but the thing that I'm actually laughing about is the fact that

he's on a podcast bitching about

everybody else self-promoting, but like he's also self-promoting.

He's like, no way, guys, no way, guys, I have something to say too.

Let me go on a podcast.

We don't care what you have to say.

I'm going to tell you why, because we've been listening to everybody else.

He's so stressed that everybody else has taken this tragedy and monetized it in a way that he hasn't been able to. And so he's just like really spinning out right now. He's having a narcissistic spiral.

Oh, 100%. And he's trying to, like, gain

favor. By the way, can I also just add in the irony of he's so pressed and upset that everyone

else is like monetizing and making money off of his quote unquote like sob story when, in fact,

all he's doing is finding opportunities to lose money. I didn't know that Tom Sandoval had a men's makeup line, but I'll tell you right now,

that target deal is about to go away.

It's like, yes, remain a silent partner in things, please, because the rest of the

businesses you attach your name to are going to fail, you fucking moron.

I mean, you were at their bachelor's party, Tom and Tomcats.

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