Hey guys, thank you for joining me on this solo discussion of Summerhouse and Jersey.

I just want to say thank you very much for your patience in our delay of getting you guys a recap.

It's been quite the week, if I must say, and with Betsy gone in Mexico and EP has a wonky schedule. It explains why I'm coming to you guys solo.

Also, this week's just been kind of crazy just in general. I just needed, you know, like a mental health

break. You know, the first person to actually introduce me to mental health breaks was Betsy.

She taught me really, really early on in college, actually,

I think, to just take a break sometimes, just take a day, take a week. Anyway, so this last week,

I've been kind of just chilling, relaxing, doing me, and just taking some time, just taking

like a little zen, a little mental health

break from everything that's going on, especially since we've been covering Vanderpump with all the

craziness. We've just been kind of going, going, going, going, going. And, you know, when this week

came around, I just was like, hell to the know. I need a fucking break. So anyway, that explains why we're getting this to you just a

little bit late. But before we get into it, I hope you guys have had an amazing week, an amazing weekend.

And I'm excited. I'm excited to solo recap with you guys, even though it feels a little awkward.

I've got to be very truthful with you.

It feels strange.

I'm sitting in my bed right now, smoking a bowl, eating some mac and cheese.

And it feels strange, just kind of talking into the ether.

My buddy Emily Hanks at She Speaks Bravo is the queen of solo recaps. I envy all that she does when I've

listened to hers in the past. And, you know, I look to her honestly as a little bit of

someone to emulate in terms of like how to do solo recap. So bear with me. This is my first

guys. I'm popping my cherry. I'm popping my

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