Welcome to the podcast that teaches you there's no shame in a gain.

If you own jeans in at least four different sizes, then you are one of us.

Not our fault though, because every single store your jeans are different sizes.

Have you ever seen the meme where there is jeans on top of jeans, on top of jeans, waistbands?

On the bed, yeah.

And they're all the same size.

And they're all completely different.

By about four inches, waistband. It's ridiculous. And it is a thing. This is why I never go by labels and I never get hung upon labels because it's just bullshit. It's how it feels on your body. That's watch account. Thank you, Victoria. I'm Joe. And with me is Victoria. Hi. And producer Paul is here. Hi. Hi. Not really a jeans man at the moment. More chinos and they are all one size, I can confirm. And fitting lovely. Yeah, but they will all fit you differently though. They might be the same size, but some will fit you better than others. You cannot tell me that every single pair of your chinos fits exactly the same. I mean, they're all just next chino, so they actually are all the same. Oh, for fuck's sake. Paul's like Simon Cowell. He just has the same branded things. Oh yeah, that's true. In slightly different tones. Yeah. If I'm out, I'm in next chinos. If I'm in, I'm wearing Adidas. That's basically it.

Okay, good to know.

We normally start off fun size with a big debate and it's always about slimming.

It's something that affects us and we keep talking about it until we settle the big debate forever.

Today's, I would say, is a crock of shit.

But it's not good to start an episode with that line.

My first thought was, who's hurt you?

Who's upset you today to ask this question?

Yeah. I thought this was a to ask this question? Yeah.

I thought this was a reasonable question.

Okay, fine.

Paul, you read out the debate question.

The big debate today is do you always get the results on the scales that you deserve?

No.

You don't always.

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