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the future is open okay Dillon I have two potential questions to kick off our cold open

you tell me which one you're interested in.

What was the big scandal at your high school or middle school?

Or can you think of a time that you got in trouble, but you totally deserved it?

In high school or middle school?

I'll do the latter.

So my first job when I was 14 was at Burger King.

And I always looked a little older.

I had facial hair when I was 14.

And so I did.

I did that.

I remember my manager at the time was like, um, he said something.

He's like, well, you understand.

You're whatever.

And I was like, what do you mean?

And he was like, you're like kids, right? Totally.

And he was like,

well,

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