Probably the best day in Ramble history
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🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
My giddy aunt. Arsenal have done it! And Southampton, they've... undone it? You'll struggle to find a man in the Kingdom more ecstatic than Jim Campbell this morning, but somehow we found one. Luke Moore is on the verge of self-combustion.
They're both joined by Marcus to celebrate Arsenal's title win, and of course debrief on the simply sensational news that Southampton have been booted out of the play-offs. Plus, Spurs can't dig themselves out of trouble, and Unai Emery eyes up a fifth Europa League title. It really doesn't get any better than this.
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| 0:00.0 | Home is where I want to be, but I guess I'm already there, everybody. |
| 0:03.1 | Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:05.2 | Arsenal have done it and Southampton have undone it. |
| 0:07.4 | It's Wednesday, 20th of May. |
| 0:08.5 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:09.2 | I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 0:10.1 | And I'm a young football analyst looking for work. Jimmy Campbell |
| 0:25.6 | Yes, come on |
| 0:28.6 | Easy |
| 0:30.6 | Easy |
| 0:32.6 | Easy, easy, easy |
| 0:34.6 | Easy |
| 0:35.6 | And on the very easy easy for you, Jim. |
| 0:55.0 | Absolutely. And of respect from us to you. Absolutely. Nice for Jim to do an easy when it's off the back of winning something. Where indeed, yeah, absolutely. It's going all the way. It's just nice to try it out, isn't it? Little practice run for the summer. In which case, I will know it's all a dream. if it goes to that point. |
| 0:56.2 | I'd be certain of it. |
| 1:44.9 | I might respectfully request another easy at the start of the next section after the break. If that's okay. Just give you a heads up, get you ready for it. Yeah. I walked into the studio this morning and everyone clapped me like I was a detective who'd solved a murder in a TV show. It was beautiful stuff. Uh-huh. Didn't happen. She finally skewered that Petro-Dollest state run football club. Yeah. The brain and the heart so. They'd have gone away with it if it wasn't for those pesky Arsenal kids. They would have done. What a great moment for you, Jim, and all your fellow Arsenal supporting friends. Yeah, it was a beautiful evening. Unusual in that, obviously, it's not been one on the pitch. So there's still a part of me where it feels like it hasn't sunk in, and I don't think it will truly sink in until the trophy lift. Until you will go to Jamie Vardy. So we'll go to Jamie Vardy's house, yeah, of course. |
| 1:46.5 | So when are they going to do a trophy? |
| 1:48.2 | Because the last game is at Palace, right? |
| 1:58.5 | Yeah, I would presume it would be after that. Wait for after the champions, they finally can do them both. A bit of a down, haven't it? A little bit of a risk. Do you remember though, Jim, in your jubilation that you're the worst champions ever. |
| 2:01.7 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 2:01.9 | Yeah, get bothered by that. |
| 2:03.0 | The worst whatever. |
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