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Judge John Hodgman

Probable Cos-Play

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2012

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Donald, Jessie and their son are planning a trip to a Star Wars convention for their family vacation. Donald thinks Jessie should him and their son Josh in costume; Jessie thinks she's doing enough simply by attending. Who is right? This week: guest bailiffed by Monte Belmonte!

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0:00.0

We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're

0:04.1

headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.

0:08.6

If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,

0:14.8

St. Paul, Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming

0:22.5

live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.

0:27.2

We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.

0:32.4

Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.

0:39.3

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

0:41.3

I'm guest Baylif, Monty Baylif Belmonti, morning host at 939 The River, W R S I in North

0:46.1

Hampton, Massachusetts, in for Jesse Thorn.

0:48.9

This week, a case of probable cause play, Donald, his wife Jesse, and their son planned

0:54.5

to attend a Star Wars fan convention that will also serve as their family vacation this

0:58.7

year.

0:59.7

Donald and their son have been planning and executing costumes to wear for the convention,

1:04.3

and Donald thinks Jesse should join them.

1:07.0

Jesse says she shouldn't have to wear a costume since she's not a big fan herself and she

1:11.2

agreed to let the trip double as their family vacation in the first place.

1:15.1

Will Jesse have more fun in costume or should she be allowed to opt out?

1:19.6

Only one man can decide.

1:21.4

These rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.

1:28.4

Me, a stucco guac to go.

1:32.4

Baylif Monty, swear the men.

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