This, this, this is mythical.

My kitchen's the best.

No, mine is!

Well, my kitchen has more cat hair on it.

No, mine does.

This is a hot dog is a sandwich.

Ketchup is a smoothie.

Yeah, I put ice in my cereal so wet.

That makes no sense. A hot dog is a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich. A hot dog is a smoothie. Yeah, I put ice in my cereal. So what? That makes no sense. A hot dog is a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich. What? Welcome to our podcast to Hot Dog is a sandwich. The show we break down the world's biggest food debates. I'm your host Josh Cher. And I'm your host, Nicole, and I, and today the food world's biggest debate is whose kitchen is gross or mine or yours.

I have two cats. I only have one cat, but he flings his poo

so far in a radius outside of...

This has become a perennial debate. This is more about cats and kitchen check.

I'm bear with you, though.

Julia doesn't like it when there's like outside clothes in the bed. Don't wear outside clothes in your bed. You're taking all the dirt from in there. You know, don't, uh, don't, don't, don't walk your shoes into the living room because there's dirt on him. We have a cat that poops in a box, stomps around in his own poo, flings half of that in a radius 10 feet outside of his litter box and then just traipses

around the house and like sleeps in our bed after he steps in poo and I understand the argument

that cats are cleaner they're like self-cleaning animals they have antimicrobial tongues whatever

he's stepping in poo which is the worst thing yeah poo and like diseased blood are the two things

that you worry about getting in your bed.

Yeah.

We have an animal that lives in his own poo cuddling up to us.

I should be allowed to wear shoes in the bedroom.

I mean, but like grossness doesn't beget other grossness.

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