I can't pull this out my eyes and sometimes I get stuck

If you want my heart, I'll squirm my heart, I'll buy out a fake

Baby, just ask me

I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton

And this is celebrity memoir Book Club

Hello bookworms, how are you?

Ready for another deep dive into the depths of a celebrity memoir

here on a podcast where us two best friends are recapping

the memoirs of celebrities that no one else has to read them

and with it sharing a healthy dose of opinion.

I thought you were going to say into the depths of hell

and I would say that is an accurate statement

of a lot of the places we have to go with these people.

And let me tell you, I don't know if you guys read Dante's Inferno,

but when Virgil takes Dante down into hell,

he has a couple opinions.

And because Virgil is his name?

Yeah, like Virgil, like the Greek philosopher.

I never heard of him.

Is that true, Ashley?

I think we all should have taken a little bit of a grain

of salt from some fucking dumbass named Virgil.

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