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Hello, a long-running political story with lots of strands has culminated in a 30,000

word document. What could be better as a story for newscast than finally the House of Commons

Privileges Committee publishing the report into whether Boris Johnson misled Parliament

in his various statements about the story that the King known as party gate. And they

have found, well, kind of, 30,000 reasons that he did. So that's an this special emergency

episode of newscast. Newscast. Newscast from the BBC.

He got trounced by the former Prime Minister who herself got beaten by a letter.

At least I didn't slap anybody which is good.

It's the Guardian reading. Tofu eating.

I'm actually very right-wing. You do come up with the most remarkable twaddle.

Today I feel gay. The Prime Minister is not under a desk.

I'm here because I like Harry and Meghan and I don't care what anybody says about me.

Hello, it's Adam in the studio. And it's Chris at Westminster.

Much happening. No. It's all pretty quiet. You know, there's people out having a sandwich

in a bit of sunbathing in Victoria Gardens next to Parliament.

I got to join them myself. So nine o'clock this morning on the dot,

the Privileges Committee report landed. It's 1708 ages.

There we are. That's the sound of it.

Thudding onto the desk. But you don't really need to read all of it, though, do you?

You don't, although I am endeavouring to, as we record it sort of quarter to two,

I haven't managed every conceivable syllable in every annex, but I've read most of it.

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