Privileged Guys Complain About Airports
Boomer & Gio
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4.2 • 707 Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Man, flying out of JFK these days, no fun. All that construction over there now. I mean, I feel like I'm in, like, legitimately in Mario Kart when I'm trying to find what gate I'm in. There's, like, someone dropping banana peels down, and there's like, I'm getting smaller and then bigger, and then all of a sudden there's a toad driving a go cart in front of me. I'm like, what the hell? That's an impossible airport right now. |
| 0:24.3 | Is this? and bigger and then all of a sudden there's a toad driving. You have a go cart in front of me? |
| 0:21.3 | I'm like, what the hell? That's an impossible airport right now. It's only going to get worse, especially if you're trying to use Uber out of that airport with all this construction. Forget it. Forget it. I mean, and then. You want to use air train to go somewhere else to go get the Uber car. I mean, it's crazy. Yeah, so I ended up for the Pebble Beach trip, I parked at JFK because I was like, it just was the |
| 0:45.3 | easiest thing, you know? |
| 0:46.8 | So I park at JFK and I have the card and I stick in the card and to go pay and it sucks |
| 0:54.0 | it in there. |
| 0:54.5 | So you have an easy pass? Yeah, but it wasn't reading it. Oh, really? Of course I have easy pass. So it's not reading it. It's not reading an easy pass. Then I put the card in and it goes, defective card, spits it back out. So I'm like, oh, God. So now I back up, luckily there's nobody behind me. I back up. |
| 1:11.6 | Go to another one. |
| 1:12.7 | Going to the other one. |
| 1:13.8 | Right? |
| 1:14.1 | Not reading the easy pass. Put the card in, defective card spits it back out. So now I'm like, what do I do? So I'm like, there's nobody going to answer this call button, this help button, right? If I click it, there's nobody going to be there. |
| 1:28.8 | Did you hit the help button? |
| 1:30.3 | So I hit the help button. |
| 1:32.2 | Bam, right away. |
| 1:33.1 | Hello? |
| 1:35.3 | Yes, I'm trying, I'm trying to pay. |
| 1:39.2 | What's the license plate number? |
| 1:41.3 | What? |
| 1:42.0 | My license plate number? My license plate number? I actually, hold on. I don't even know. I got to get out of the car. It's on your two foot. What? You're not for four levels on your telephone. It's on my ticket. Yeah, it's a time you October. I was kidding. I was like, all right. |
| 2:01.9 | So I say, you know, license plate number. |
| 2:04.0 | And he comes back, he goes, $4.29. |
| 2:07.0 | $46. |
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