What happens when three buffoons give life advice,

explore unrealistic situations,

and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

Bowdy, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, wow, wow, wow.

I'm in.

Wow.

I'm in.

I don't know.

He doesn't know if this is a wow worthy moment.

I'm in.

Whatever you're selling.

You are, yeah, you're in because you have. I realize that you have a lot of scats left. I have to do two thirds of the scats for like a year is what it feels like. Welcome into the spitballers. At least the next month, you are. That was my only break right there. The one. Rarely not doing the scats. He just stole away the wow for me.

I was going there next time.

You got to start thinking of what is the next payment that I need.

Yeah, we, we need to talk off the show.

Yeah, okay.

Spitballers.

Episode 354, welcome in.

Would you rather some baller dash? And we're drafting ways to kill a spider. Jason's favorite draft of all time. 15. Well, I guess it wouldn't be 15. 12 different ways to kill a spider. I can think of 2000. I was going to say some. Maybe we'll come up with something you haven't thought about before. I doubt it.

What's your number one, like right out of the gate?

Nuclear bomb. Nuclear bomb. Okay. Welcome into the show. We appreciate you. Al Borland is here. You know how many spiders you'd kill with a nuclear bomb? You would kill a good amount of them. It's worth. I know there's a lot of sacrifice, a lot of human lives loss. Yeah. Al Borland in the building.

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