Prison in Your Brain (Airdate 6/26/2024)
Bob & Sheri
Now! Media | Bob & Sheri
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2024
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Sheri Sneaks Cat into Grocery Store.
Morons in the News.
Hero Dog.
Small Plates.
Everyone Needs a Laugh.
Everything You Forgot.
Talkback Callers.
Can You Believe This S***?
The “El Matador” Margarita.
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| 0:00.0 | So let's get going. |
| 0:01.0 | Hey, let's make it happy. |
| 0:02.2 | It's the Bob and Sherry show. Nothing, a good stomach pump wouldn't cure. Wake up, wait, up. I'm to wake up. Good morning. Get up, get up. Hey. And now from the palatial Bob and Sherry studios, it's Bob and Sherry. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Bob and Cherry show. |
| 0:21.8 | And I want to say a special hello to our listener, Irene, who I met at the grocery store. |
| 0:26.9 | Let me tell you what happens. |
| 0:28.7 | So, you know, I have my pets. |
| 0:31.0 | One of my cats, Tiberius, had some weird lab work about six months ago. |
| 0:36.2 | And the vet wanted to check it again. So I brought him |
| 0:38.3 | to the vet to get his labs checked and he's just such a little gremlin. He's fine. And while we were |
| 0:43.5 | there, the vet said to me, he's got a wonky nipple. Have you, have you noticed this? And that was |
| 0:49.3 | the moment that I realized that I'm a terrible cat, mommy, because I have never once inspected any of my cat's |
| 0:56.6 | nipples. And I'm thinking that with four cats, there may be as many as 32 or more nipples that |
| 1:03.0 | require my inspection. And he's a boy, right? So we, you know, we discussed his wonky nipple and |
| 1:08.6 | debated what ought to be done about it. And now I'm keeping an eye on it. And I was thankful for that, you guys. Because as you know, we discussed his wonky nipple and debated what ought to be done about it. And now I'm keeping an eye on it. And I was thankful for that, you guys, because as you know, I don't have enough to do. And a lot of times I'm just sitting here going, oh, I'm anything to do. What should I do? And now I can add feline nipple inspector, nippleist, as my friend Wendy put it, to my list of chores. |
| 1:29.3 | So by the time I got out of the vet, it was pretty late in the day, and I needed to get to the grocery store. |
| 1:37.6 | But then I was also, Karamea and I were, my daughter and I were going out with people, and we needed to leave the house pretty soon. |
| 1:44.1 | And I'm looking at the time, and I'm looking at the cat, and I were going out with people and we needed to leave the house pretty soon. And I'm looking at |
| 1:45.1 | the time and I'm looking at the cat and I'm realizing there's no way that I'm going to be able to |
| 1:49.8 | get all this done. And I had taken Tibbs to the vet in a cat bag that looks kind of like a purse |
| 1:57.1 | if you can picture it. You know those kind of animal carriers where it's an animal carrier |
| 2:02.5 | but you wear it over your arm and he's tiny he weighs like nine pounds so he's nothing right |
| 2:06.7 | so i'm there's no way i'm ever leaving a pet in a car especially in the summertime and i'm looking |
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