Prison Bound

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.8 • 9.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

In a few days, this caller will turn herself over to federal authorities and begin a multi-year prison sentence. She tells Geth about how she ended up with a federal indictment, getting sober and all the fast food she'll be eating before turning herself in.

This episode is brought to you by Halo Top (www.halotop.com), Talkspace (www.talkspace.com/beautiful), and Madison Reed (www.madison-reed.com code: PEOPLE).

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0:00.0	Halo top is ice cream's biggest game changer.
0:03.4	I can tell you this because I was eating it two days ago.
0:06.7	My wife's birthday party and not because they're an advertiser
0:09.2	because she's been bringing this stuff home for weeks
0:11.2	because she loves it with Halo top,
0:13.5	enjoy all the flavor and deliciousness of ice cream
0:16.7	and you do not need to worry about that.
0:19.1	Halo top has less than 360 calories per pint
0:21.6	but it's still delicious and creamy just like ice cream should be.
0:24.9	Halo top is packed with 20 grams of protein per pint.
0:27.9	They have over 20 incredible flavors to choose from.
0:29.9	I'm talking vanilla bean.
0:30.9	That's what I was eating on Saturday.
0:32.9	They got cinnamon roll, pancakes and waffles.
0:35.9	I had one that was like a caramel cappuccino.
0:39.2	Very good.
0:40.2	Okay, you can stop avoiding ice cream.
0:42.2	Eat Halo top.
0:43.7	Eat it.
0:44.4	Halo tops available nationwide.
0:46.0	Find your point at halo top.com.
0:48.4	Follow them on social media at Halo top creamery halo top.com.
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